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I Blame X​-​Mas For Making Me Fat!

by Intergalactic Officers of Evil

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Intergalactic Officers of Evil Christmas Song!

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What is christmas
constant ads just everywhere
there’s no escape
just bought some useless hat for my hair
I got no cash
but I need to buy
some kind of trash
for all my friends
let the pound shopping commence


I love christmas
we all love christmas
when we get the things we want or some money
I hate christmas
we all hate christmas
when the advertisement starts end of august


Dodgy Christmas,
ugly jumpers, slutty elves
I have enough,
just red and green on the shelves
let’s break the chain
before I go Mariah insane
before I make,
another Wham! music complain


I love christmas
we all love christmas
when we get the things we want or some money
I hate christmas
we all hate christmas
when the advertisement starts end of august



Paul McCartney
Perry Como
Bonny M.
and Wham!
Don’t wanna go outside
there’s nowhere you can hide
anywhere you go
there’s a santa hoe
patiently waiting
to rub your butt
just because
you’re a santa slut


I love christmas
we all love christmas
when we get the things we want or some money
I hate christmas
we all hate christmas
when the advertisement starts end of august

I blame christmas,
for making me fat
calorific bombs,
just so much crap
the family is gathering on the day
asking if I have a boyfriend
can’t you see I’m so… gay

I’m so gay

It’s okay

Merry Christmas!


I love christmas
we all love christmas
when we get the things we want or some money
I hate christmas
we all hate christmas
when the advertisement starts end of august


Mulled wine,
disgustingly sweet
sold at winter wonderland
it’s not even cheap

what is this place,
overcrowded and no space
the elves are fake
coming here was clearly a mistake


Doo Doo Doo….

clearly a mistake
clearly a mistake
clearly a mistake

Merry Christmas!

clearly a mistake

credits

released December 1, 2019
Songwriter/Producer: Laura Dre
Bass: Matteo Cortinovis
Guitar: Kunal Dole
Backing Vocals: Laarni Hanneken

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